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Turf Deli provides detailed form guides as well as light hearted articles of questionable sanity.

There are no claims of easy money, get rich quick schemes or selective memory when it comes to results.

What is provided is argumentative, critical and of course, extremely opinionated form analysis for the serious form students, broken up with witty banter galore for the casual Spring Carnival Punter.

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Turf Deli is proud to be associated with 150 years of losing Caulfield Cup - Melbourne Cup doubles.


#1 1930 - PHARLAP

PHARLAP wins the Melbourne Cup and becomes a national icon.

Unfortunately this was one of the last times that his hide, skeleton and heart were all in the one location, which dramatically cut short his racing career


Forget that artificial orange spray tan this spring, look like a million dollars with the all over, head to toe,  gold spray tan.

The ultimate in spring bling accessories.

Totally weather proof - protects against  sun, rain, tomato sauce and swooping magpies.

Also available in copper and bronze.


MAKYBE DIVA - Three times Melbourne Cup winner, two times Australian Horse of the Year and Australia Racing Hall of Fame inductee says :

Please dispose of your rubbish thoughtfully.


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Come Spring time these cute little cuddly fellas are always so popular.

Everyone wants one or wants to look like one at the fancy dress Melbourne Cup BBQ.

Remember a jockey is not just for Spring Carnival.

At the end of every Cup Week unloved jockeys are often just left abandoned on the steps of the local TAB.

So think about adopting a jockey. They are available in a wide range of silks / colour schemes so they can make a great garden feature.

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Check out the nonsense of our recent weekly newsletters:

Sandown Classic 15/11/2014

Stakes Day 08/11/2014

Oaks Day 06/11/2014

Melbourne Cup 04/11/2014

Derby Day 01/11/2014

Cox Plate 25/10/2014

Caulfield Cup 18/10/2014

Blue Sapphire Stakes 15/10/2014

Caulfield Guineas 11/10/2014

Turnbull Stakes 04/10/2014

Rupert Clarke Stakes 28/09/2014

Underwood Stakes 20/09/2014

Makybe Diva Stakes 13/09/2014

Dato Tan Stakes 06/09/2014

Memsie Stakes 30/08/2014

Moonee Valley 23/08/2014

Lawrence Stakes Day 16/08/2014

More newsletters

Recent Form Guides and Tips

15/11/2014 - Sandown - Sandown Classic Day

Free tips and form guide for Sandown Classic Day 15/11/2014.


08/11/2014 - Flemington - Stakes Day

All four feature race winners - as the One to Risk! 7-HUCKLEBUCK 1st W=$10.40

After a long, ordinary week on the punt the tips go sensational

BEST EACH WAY: Race 2: 13-HELD HOSTAGE 1st W=$7.40
QUINELLA: Race 3: 13-HELD HOSTAGE#3,4,6,14
1st 13-HELD HOSTAGE W=$7.40, 2nd 3-CLANG AND BANG W=$25.90. Quinella = $114.80

BEST ROUGH: Race 3: 7-SAINT OR SINNER 1st W=$11.00


06/11/2014 - Flemington - Oaks Day

Not often that you get the Oaks totally wrong. Can't find a winner anywhere.

Hilariously bad tips with the One to Risk now winning the Derby, Melbourne Cup, AND the Oaks, 8-SET SQUARE 1st W=$7.50


04/11/2014 - Flemington - Melbourne Cup

And that's two from two for the Ones to Risk in the feature races with 5-PROTECTIONIST 1st W=$8.60 winning the Melbourne Cup...

BEST EACH WAY: Race 2: 5-PRECIOUS GEM 1st W=$5.70


01/11/2014 - Flemington - Derby Day

Sluggish start to the week and struggle to find a winner.

Even worse, make the winner at the Derby, 13-PREFERMENT 1st W=$7.10 the One To Risk.


25/10/2014 - Moonee Valley - Cox Plate

How to win the Cox Plate, making a run in the home straight via ADELAIDE

Race 2: 9-EIGHT BILLS 1st W=$16.00
Race 3: 1-LUMOSTY 1st W=$1.60 - top pick
Race 9: 4-SUAVITO 1st W=$2.60, Quinella: $13.60 - top pick


18/10/2014 - Caulfield - Caulfield Cup

The Japanese are officially the exemption to the ignore the Internationals rule.

We scrimp and scrape most of our money back in the Betting Portfolio

BEST WIN: Race 4: 12-FONTEIN RUBY 1st W=$10.70 (saver bet only)
QUINELLA Race 5: 2nd 9-UNDER THE LOUVRE 2nd W=$6.90 / 5-LUCKY HUSSLER 1st W=$10.30. Quin = $33.80


15/10/2014 - Caulfield - Blue Sapphire Stakes

Not the Thousand Guineas Day and really not very much to report.

BEST BET: Race 5: 7-ELOPING 1st W=$3.00


11/10/2014 - Caulfield - Caulfield Guineas

Ground shaking tips and a massive day on the punt including a monster roughie in the Toorak Handicap.

BEST EACH WAY: Race 8: 5-AMICUS 1st W=$11.00

BEST EACH WAY: Race 5: 9-BIG MEMORY 1st W=$6.60

BEST ROUGH: Race 7: 14-DESERT JEUNEY 3rd W=$72.70, P=$14.60


Black Book - Updated 24/09/2014

Bottom Line - 17 weeks - 7 profits - 9 returns - 1 wipe out. Net: +$243.35

Cheap Laughs

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Moonee Valley Stars on the Big Screen

We delcare an undying love for the old school tote boards.
Those long, big and bulky monoliths, that hold your punting fate in their hands as you nervously wait for a number to flash up in a tight finish. Hang on - is that a 6 or an 8 ? A 4 maybe ?


Kerry Packer's Sandown

Together Sandown and VFL Park formed the pride of 1960's construction, and prime examples of what you could do with an awful lot of concrete and a few pie warmers in empty paddocks in the South Eastern suburbs of Melbourne.


Flemington Track Guide

Everything you need to know to survive Cup Week on course.


150 Years of the Melbourne Cup - Part One

Over the next week the airwaves will be inundated with epic, sepia toned, historical flashbacks of the Cup Greats, voiced by over Australianised narrators to coincide with the 150th Melbourne Cup.


150 Years of the Melbourne Cup - Part Two

The Cup changed forever in 1927 with the birth of a bouncy, eye browed baby boy named James Bartholomew Cummings. Disappointingly he failed to even have a Cup runner, yet alone win a Cup in his first year of life


Jockey Adoption Program

Come Spring time these cute little cuddly fellas are always so popular. Everyone wants one or wants to look like one at the fancy dress Melbourne Cup BBQ. But you need to remember a jockey is not just for Spring Carnival.


Ever Changing Names

This is the race that you will often hear trainers warmly refer to in interviews about their up and coming spring stars as "that Group 1 1400M race - whatever it is called this year".


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